Go Dog Go!

Duane Lee Chapman aka Dog the Bounty Hunter versus the United States FBI and the po po. Yes, I’m referring to the missing Brian Laundrie and the dead Gabby Petito. I’m secretly, actually overtly, rooting for the Dog.

The Dog is a good boy. His hair and duds are always a welcome flashback to the 1980’s.

I understand the Dog isn’t a one-man-show. But, his small team of people might be better suited to the Laundrie hunt than a big old government bureaucracy. The FBI has had some major screw-ups. On top of that, you’ve got numerous government agencies, overlapping jurisdictions, information slipping through the cracks, slow response times and poor policing.  All of them badged-up folks and special agent types, at a very critical point, didn’t know that Brian fricking Laundrie was no longer at his house.  The dude is gone!? Where was the surveillance? Hello, us Americans watch crime television, ya dipshits. read more

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Anti-Vaxxer – Make a Plan with 7 Easy Steps! by Wilfred Knight

Step 1. Publicly declare your covidiot reasons for not getting the vaccine to all your loved ones. This gives others the opportunity to educate your dumbass, but at the very least, lets them know what the hell you were thinking prior to death, or at least prior to covid. (Oddly, some people change their minds about the vax between contracting covid and contracting death.)

 Step 2. Have all your legal documents in order.  Don’t leave it up to the state to decide who will have custody of your children or who will inherit any monies, er um, debts, including a massive bill for your medical expenses. Life insurance is a no-brainer here; but so was getting the vaccine. read more

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Child Porn – Nevermind!

A lawsuit has been filed by Spencer Elden against Nirvana for using his baby picture with his wee willy winkle on the cover of the Nevermind album.  Good for him.  Child porn? Hell yeah it is.

Many will argue that it’s just a harmless baby picture.  We just can’t go down that road because, what’s next?  It’s okay to sell a t-shirt with a naked 2 year old?  Then what – age 3, age 4 . . .   It’s wrong.

There are way too many perverts out there, and this was a commercial project.  Mr. Elden was too young to even know what was going on, and his father shouldn’t have been allowed to consent for this illegal act. How this cover shot got by the CD rating system is beyond me. As for the poor judgment of the band, the record label, distributors, and any other powers-that-be is also beyond me.  I’m happy to hear that Mr. Elden is suing all of them, and then some. read more

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Penis Arrows

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The Disgusting Discharges of Dudes – Rules from the Bible!

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Can Christians support the Bible and the #MeToo Movement at the same time?

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No women or minorities allowed – just an old, rich, white guy… with dementia!

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Wilfred Knight is worried about Cardi B and her Vagina!

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Wilfred Knight explains how and why Americans hate each other!

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Prince Harry and Megan come to America to avoid paparazzi!!??

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