Monthly Archives: November 2018

Deathbed Regrets

A fellow Redditor was questioning the purpose and meaning of life.  This person felt that life had more meaning with religion, but had become an atheist and was thinking that life now had less purpose.

I didn’t and don’t understand this. I was going to approach this question numerous different ways. In the end, I focused on the end game, and was very proud of a few thoughts. Feel free to reuse.

The meaning and purpose of life is easily answered when hand-delivered to you via religion.

Focus on relationships, and the here and now. Deathbed regrets don’t lie. read more

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Little Adolf’s Swastika Binky

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-46151838

This news item was pure comedy. Three people have been convicted for their membership in a Neo-Nazi white supremacy group. Two of them had a child together and named the kid “Adolf” after their revered idol.

Proud father, Adam Thomas, has the right white name, with blue eyes to match. The mother, Claudia Patatas, might only be able to pass the white trash test.

Next we learn of a fourteen year age gap. Perhaps someone has taken advantage of someone else. Thomas, age 22, who has a quick eye for determining who has the white right, versus Patatas, age 38, who has the ability to make a man turn a blind eye. read more

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The Donald Manhandles Men

Bring up The Donald and before anyone says anything further, everyone becomes immediately pissed off, no matter which side they are on.

Love him or hate him, I still believe the reason the orange monkey was elected is because people were tired of political correctness as part of the status quo. Politicians typically answer questions so pc-like, that they don’t answer the questions for fear of alienating any one being or entity, even down to the League Of The Five-Legged Frog Lovers.

I must agree that the orange man is often childish and vindictive. Before getting angry for or against, please step back from your convictions for a couple of minutes to appreciate that you never have, and probably never will, see a President manhandle a press conference the way the Donald does. read more

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Fun with Fags and Faggot Food

In doing research for my book, Sex in the Name of God, I happened across some interesting words and ways.

For bible tidbits regarding homosexuality, which got lumped into the chapter called Beasts and Buttholes, I frequently did synonym searches for homosexual and gay, as well as penis and balls. The results list was staggering and more than amusing.

 Of course fag and faggot made the grade. Older folks might recall common usage of the word fag to be a cigarette (drag a fag), and faggot was a bundle of sticks. read more

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