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Penis Envy
So there I was redditting when I came across a diddy in Ezekiel 20 that amused me. Somehow, I missed including a good biblical passage into my book, Sex in the Name of God.
Ezekiel 23 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
There is a hint of jealousy regarding size, and God forbid women should get any big ideas.
This sounds like a true case of “penis envy,” a term coined by the famous Sigmund Freud wherein women don’t have penises; therefore they are envious of men.
Posted in #amblogging, #penis, #sarcasm, Comedy, Religion, Sarcasm, Sex
Tagged #bible, #bigdick, #christianity, #cocaine, #ezekiel, #freud, #judiasm, #mississippi, #penis, #penisenvy, #sex, #SexintheNameofGod, #sigmundfreud, #sizematters, #wilfredknight
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My Creative Efforts – Video #2 Regarding Sex in the Bible
As per my last blog, I promised my creative efforts improved when it came to video making.
Since I am making a comedic stab at the bible, I would like to quote from my book at the end of chapter one, which is called Nudity and Incest. This not only shows the humor you are in for, but the not so one-sided approach I took upon representing the juiciest tidbits regarding sexual relations in the bible.
Since the creation of man, there have been issues involving nudity, gender roles, sex, murder, incest, genocide, and drunkenness, which unfolded in that order. All we really know, and a sound argument against evolution, is that not much has changed.
Posted in #amblogging, #circumcision, #penis, Religion, Sarcasm, Sex
Tagged #atheism, #books, #comedy, #god, #humor, #religion, #SexintheNameofGod, #wilfredknight, testicles
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Outlaw the Penis Symbol
Mayor R. Rex Parris of Lancaster, California wants to ban ties in his city. I’m all for it.
The tie is the most ridiculous piece of clothing, ever. Wrapping a rope around your neck is a bad move and the same goes for any piece of material. Mr. Parris is concerned about blood flow being cut off. Hear, hear, Mayor. Let’s add in the questionable act of giving your enemies a dangerous handle on your life. Even more dubious is the fact that this clothing item is basically an arrow that extends down to, and points towards a man’s penis. What does it mean?
Posted in #penis, #sarcasm, Civil Rights, Comedy, Sarcasm, Sex
Tagged #corporateamerica, #dresscode, #equality, #equalrights, #lancaster, #lancastercalifornia, #lancastermayor, #mayorparris, #necktie, #penis, #rexparris, #rrexparris, #sex, #tieban, #workplace
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Your Baby Boy’s First Party – Penis Snip and Suck
After researching and watching videos on the “Bris” or the “Brit milah” I am more than disturbed. What in the hell am I talking about? The wrong rite of circumcision.
Many religious folk refer to Genesis 17, Abraham and the Covenant of Circumcision, as a reason for performing a snippy snip on the male baby’s unit on his eighth day of life. Luckily for the parents, no consent is needed on the part of the little guy because he is definitely underage.
What’s more, the blood must be sucked from the infant’s penis after it has been cut. That is a difficult statement to spit out without barfing. But wait, there’s more.
Posted in #circumcision, #penis, #Politics, Religion, Sex, Uncategorized
Tagged #bris, #britmilah, #circumcision, #consent, #controversial, #covenantofcircumcision, #foreskin, #genesis, #genitalmutilation, #judaism, #newtestament, #oldtestament, #pedophile, #religion, #rite, #torah, #tradition
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