Category Archives: #sarcasm

G-String Attendee at King’s Poodle Party

The head of Thailand, King Maha Vajiralongkorn, elevated his lover to Chief Concubine status, only to strip her of that title a couple of days later. Headline news tells us he feels she hasn’t acted appropriately. Bringing a younger lover into the marriage wasn’t disrespectful to the queen, but rather the behavior of the shiny new toy.

Wait, what?

Ya gotta love a controlling leader who sluts it up and then blames a woman for being naughty.

From his first marriage to his first cousin, to his latest tryst with a lady young enough to be his granddaughter (the very recent formerly-known-as Royal Consort Sineenat Wongvajirapakdi), this king dude has been written to be a gambler and partying womanizer. read more

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Getting Rid of Bitches

A recent petition circulated on change.org has been signed by many to remove sexist words from the dictionary. Started by Maria Beatrice Giovanardi and the Fawcett Society, the petition states, “This sexist dictionary must change.”

The intention is good, but the misunderstanding of how dictionaries work speaks poorly to feminist intellect.

Words and phrases are coined and then used frequently enough before they are given an entry. Removing definitions is a case of the tail wagging the dog, as if chauvinists turn to a book of spelling to discover new and exciting sexist terms. read more

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Religious People versus Your Genitals

I recently read a disturbing article about Sharia law being adopted into a tiny area in Indonesia where gays are forewarned that they will now be stoned to death for homosexual activity.

This isn’t anything new for numerous nations who invoke religion to perpetrate homicidal acts, which is an incredible contradiction even in the biblical realm.

Yet, it continues to amaze me how much the super-religious are overly obsessed with the genitals of others.

Talk about anal-retentive.

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Penis Envy

So there I was redditting when I came across a diddy in Ezekiel 20 that amused me. Somehow, I missed including a good biblical passage into my book, Sex in the Name of God.

Ezekiel 23 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

There is a hint of jealousy regarding size, and God forbid women should get any big ideas.

This sounds like a true case of “penis envy,” a term coined by the famous Sigmund Freud wherein women don’t have penises; therefore they are envious of men. read more

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The Deuce

There must be something to be said about the connection between advertising and bowel obsession. Several years ago, commercials proclaimed the wonders of yogurt, which could assist in the gastrointestinal process of food going into the pie hole, and coming out of the brown eye. Thanks for the overly graphic anatomy lesson, but I was already in-the-know.

Recently, I was watching the boob tube, when an interesting commercial aired. A beautiful woman’s face filled the frame.

Spoiler alert: Pan out and we see that this woman is sitting on the toilet with her underwear around her ankles, which pretty much spoils any previous thoughts one might have had about this hot blonde. read more

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Little Adolf’s Swastika Binky

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-46151838

This news item was pure comedy. Three people have been convicted for their membership in a Neo-Nazi white supremacy group. Two of them had a child together and named the kid “Adolf” after their revered idol.

Proud father, Adam Thomas, has the right white name, with blue eyes to match. The mother, Claudia Patatas, might only be able to pass the white trash test.

Next we learn of a fourteen year age gap. Perhaps someone has taken advantage of someone else. Thomas, age 22, who has a quick eye for determining who has the white right, versus Patatas, age 38, who has the ability to make a man turn a blind eye. read more

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Women Are Dumb

Women’s brains are quarter sized.

The blurby follows, but the basic gist is that Sheikh Saad Al-Hijri, a preacher type dude, said that women can’t drive because their brain is one quarter the size of a man’s brain.

https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-41361123

This guy is fricking brilliant. I’d like to take him out for a picnic sometime, so I can pick his brain.

Dumb is dumb, and this applies to all persons. I’d actually like to tell this guy that the next time he is saying stupid shit, please leave the rest of us out of it. read more

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Boinked

The word: boinked.  Do tell. What came to mind?

Let’s check usage by reviewing a great book with regards to the Bible’s Cain and Eve dilemma:

            Another ordeal involving fruit caused the jealous Cain to kill Abel. Only three people are in existence when we are slammed with a major hole in the plot.

Genesis 4:17 Cain knew his wife. She conceived, and gave birth to Enoch.

            Either another woman was created, or Cain boinked his mom.

            Theologists can spin their way out of many disturbing situations because they have a few things working in their favor. The good book frequently presents a story and then later retells it with different details. Another ongoing dilemma is that ladies are lucky to get a name mention, let alone any mention. This makes figuring out context and a timeline very difficult especially since early humans lived for hundreds of years, probably due to extremely healthy lifestyles outside of murder. read more

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Pain in the Butt

Here’s a funny.

Ouch!

There I was surrounded by Indians, um no, there I was Facebooking when I received a fascinating message.  A woman stumbled across my page and wants to know if I would be interested in . . .

A customized butt plug.  WTF!?

She even sent me a picture of what this sex toy would look like, with the cover of my book on it.

At that point, I couldn’t possibly have any use for a butt toy, because I laughed my ass off.

After looking at the website she listed, something about Go F yourself, I then thought she was angry and was insulting me as any decent internet troll would. read more

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Video #3 – Homosexuality in the Bible

And finally, here is the third video, created by moi.

This one is about homosexuality in the bible.

Watch here, or if your view is annoyingly overlayed, watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/4CcwHFkoZ3c

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