Category Archives: #sarcasm

Little Adolf’s Swastika Binky

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-46151838

This news item was pure comedy. Three people have been convicted for their membership in a Neo-Nazi white supremacy group. Two of them had a child together and named the kid “Adolf” after their revered idol.

Proud father, Adam Thomas, has the right white name, with blue eyes to match. The mother, Claudia Patatas, might only be able to pass the white trash test.

Next we learn of a fourteen year age gap. Perhaps someone has taken advantage of someone else. Thomas, age 22, who has a quick eye for determining who has the white right, versus Patatas, age 38, who has the ability to make a man turn a blind eye. read more

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Women Are Dumb

Women’s brains are quarter sized.

The blurby follows, but the basic gist is that Sheikh Saad Al-Hijri, a preacher type dude, said that women can’t drive because their brain is one quarter the size of a man’s brain.

https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-41361123

This guy is fricking brilliant. I’d like to take him out for a picnic sometime, so I can pick his brain.

Dumb is dumb, and this applies to all persons. I’d actually like to tell this guy that the next time he is saying stupid shit, please leave the rest of us out of it. read more

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Boinked

The word: boinked.  Do tell. What came to mind?

Let’s check usage by reviewing a great book with regards to the Bible’s Cain and Eve dilemma:

            Another ordeal involving fruit caused the jealous Cain to kill Abel. Only three people are in existence when we are slammed with a major hole in the plot.

Genesis 4:17 Cain knew his wife. She conceived, and gave birth to Enoch.

            Either another woman was created, or Cain boinked his mom.

            Theologists can spin their way out of many disturbing situations because they have a few things working in their favor. The good book frequently presents a story and then later retells it with different details. Another ongoing dilemma is that ladies are lucky to get a name mention, let alone any mention. This makes figuring out context and a timeline very difficult especially since early humans lived for hundreds of years, probably due to extremely healthy lifestyles outside of murder. read more

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Pain in the Butt

Here’s a funny.

Ouch!

There I was surrounded by Indians, um no, there I was Facebooking when I received a fascinating message.  A woman stumbled across my page and wants to know if I would be interested in . . .

A customized butt plug.  WTF!?

She even sent me a picture of what this sex toy would look like, with the cover of my book on it.

At that point, I couldn’t possibly have any use for a butt toy, because I laughed my ass off.

After looking at the website she listed, something about Go F yourself, I then thought she was angry and was insulting me as any decent internet troll would. read more

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Video #3 – Homosexuality in the Bible

And finally, here is the third video, created by moi.

This one is about homosexuality in the bible.

Watch here, or if your view is annoyingly overlayed, watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/4CcwHFkoZ3c

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My Sex Tapes Are Available Online

Sex in the Name of God by Wilfred Knight

Hopefully this is the closest I will ever come to having this type of footage available online. My book, Sex in the Name of God, is complete and available for purchase.

After looking into some options, I felt an explainer video was needed. People need to understand this book covers real bible passages in a humorous fashion, because scripture is often ridiculous when it comes to the subject of sex and human relations.

Off to a cheapo website I went looking for entrepreneurs. After contacting a few folks who said, oh hell no, I posted an inquiry. Out of the responses, I purchased several, knowing full well my money might go down the toilet. read more

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Outlaw the Penis Symbol

Mayor R. Rex Parris of Lancaster, California wants to ban ties in his city.  I’m all for it.

The tie is the most ridiculous piece of clothing, ever.  Wrapping a rope around your neck is a bad move and the same goes for any piece of material.  Mr. Parris is concerned about blood flow being cut off.  Hear, hear, Mayor.  Let’s add in the questionable act of giving your enemies a dangerous handle on your life.  Even more dubious is the fact that this clothing item is basically an arrow that extends down to, and points towards a man’s penis.  What does it mean? read more

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NFL Cheerleaders May Only Be Semi-Nude on the Field

Bailey Davis Instagram / Bryce Ell

The beautiful Bailey Davis, NFL cheerleader for the New Orleans Saints, whose team is known as the New Orleans Saintsations, claims she was fired after posting an Instagram pic of herself in lingerie.

Who cares about her photo?  Well, the hypocrites do.

The NFL team’s employee handbook says: “Nude, semi-nude, or lingerie photography is strictly prohibited and terms for immediate dismissal.”

Um, excuse me, but aren’t all the cheerleaders on the field semi-nude?  Does the NFL believe people are watching these scantily clad ladies bounce around for their athleticism?  I think we all know what’s going on here. read more

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Jim Carrey and His Cathartic Art Shames Christians & Women

I didn’t know Jim Carrey was a painter.

He is in hot water, for what I’m not quite sure.  He made a beautiful woman unbeautiful, and he used the word, “Christian.”  Both are big no-no’s in today’s hypocritical America.

Jim Carrey painted Press Secretary Sarah Sanders as an unattractive woman, a #metoo shame for sure, but any and all political caricatures are unflattering.  He seemed genuinely offended with his comments calling her a “so-called Christian whose only purpose in life is to lie for the wicked.”  She or her acts were deemed, “Monstrous!” read more

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Teen Troller Needs Your Money in the Name of God

Roy Moore, politician and creepy-ass cracker, has been accused of diddling with a teen girl when he was in his thirties.  Numerous other people have come forward to state that Moore was known for trolling teens at malls, as well as elsewhere.

Roy is now facing a lawsuit from one of his accusers.  He is embarrassed about the toll this has taken on his family.  Yes, it’s embarrassing to be you.

Perhaps Mr. Moore learned his poor pickup techniques in church because in an effort to distract, he is spouting off religious overtones against others he feels are bringing down our nation, specifically lesbians, gays and transgenders. read more

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