Category Archives: Sex

Fun with Fags and Faggot Food

In doing research for my book, Sex in the Name of God, I happened across some interesting words and ways.

For bible tidbits regarding homosexuality, which got lumped into the chapter called Beasts and Buttholes, I frequently did synonym searches for homosexual and gay, as well as penis and balls. The results list was staggering and more than amusing.

 Of course fag and faggot made the grade. Older folks might recall common usage of the word fag to be a cigarette (drag a fag), and faggot was a bundle of sticks. read more

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The Penis Pact: A Confusing Cock Tale

Excerpt from Sex in the Name of God

Chapter 2 – The Penis Pact: A Confusing Cock Tale

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.  – Robin Williams

It’s a dick; it’s not a jack-o’-lantern.  – Joe Rogan

The prized possession of every male was a hot topic in the bible. Religious arguments for and against circumcision also incorporated racism and politics into the plight of the pecker.

Let’s find out which brainiac first came up with the proposition of altering the aesthetics of a man’s ding-a-ling. read more

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Boinked

The word: boinked.  Do tell. What came to mind?

Let’s check usage by reviewing a great book with regards to the Bible’s Cain and Eve dilemma:

            Another ordeal involving fruit caused the jealous Cain to kill Abel. Only three people are in existence when we are slammed with a major hole in the plot.

Genesis 4:17 Cain knew his wife. She conceived, and gave birth to Enoch.

            Either another woman was created, or Cain boinked his mom.

            Theologists can spin their way out of many disturbing situations because they have a few things working in their favor. The good book frequently presents a story and then later retells it with different details. Another ongoing dilemma is that ladies are lucky to get a name mention, let alone any mention. This makes figuring out context and a timeline very difficult especially since early humans lived for hundreds of years, probably due to extremely healthy lifestyles outside of murder. read more

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Classic Religious Songs?

A video I compiled of classic songs where people sing the praises. . . LOL.

Classic Religious Songs?

Enjoy!

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Pain in the Butt

Here’s a funny.

Ouch!

There I was surrounded by Indians, um no, there I was Facebooking when I received a fascinating message.  A woman stumbled across my page and wants to know if I would be interested in . . .

A customized butt plug.  WTF!?

She even sent me a picture of what this sex toy would look like, with the cover of my book on it.

At that point, I couldn’t possibly have any use for a butt toy, because I laughed my ass off.

After looking at the website she listed, something about Go F yourself, I then thought she was angry and was insulting me as any decent internet troll would. read more

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Video #3 – Homosexuality in the Bible

And finally, here is the third video, created by moi.

This one is about homosexuality in the bible.

Watch here, or if your view is annoyingly overlayed, watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/4CcwHFkoZ3c

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My Creative Efforts – Video #2 Regarding Sex in the Bible

As per my last blog, I promised my creative efforts improved when it came to video making.

Since I am making a comedic stab at the bible, I would like to quote from my book at the end of chapter one, which is called Nudity and Incest. This not only shows the humor you are in for, but the not so one-sided approach I took upon representing the juiciest tidbits regarding sexual relations in the bible.

Since the creation of man, there have been issues involving nudity, gender roles, sex, murder, incest, genocide, and drunkenness, which unfolded in that order. All we really know, and a sound argument against evolution, is that not much has changed. read more

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My Sex Tapes Are Available Online

Sex in the Name of God by Wilfred Knight

Hopefully this is the closest I will ever come to having this type of footage available online. My book, Sex in the Name of God, is complete and available for purchase.

After looking into some options, I felt an explainer video was needed. People need to understand this book covers real bible passages in a humorous fashion, because scripture is often ridiculous when it comes to the subject of sex and human relations.

Off to a cheapo website I went looking for entrepreneurs. After contacting a few folks who said, oh hell no, I posted an inquiry. Out of the responses, I purchased several, knowing full well my money might go down the toilet. read more

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Outlaw the Penis Symbol

Mayor R. Rex Parris of Lancaster, California wants to ban ties in his city.  I’m all for it.

The tie is the most ridiculous piece of clothing, ever.  Wrapping a rope around your neck is a bad move and the same goes for any piece of material.  Mr. Parris is concerned about blood flow being cut off.  Hear, hear, Mayor.  Let’s add in the questionable act of giving your enemies a dangerous handle on your life.  Even more dubious is the fact that this clothing item is basically an arrow that extends down to, and points towards a man’s penis.  What does it mean? read more

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NFL Cheerleaders May Only Be Semi-Nude on the Field

Bailey Davis Instagram / Bryce Ell

The beautiful Bailey Davis, NFL cheerleader for the New Orleans Saints, whose team is known as the New Orleans Saintsations, claims she was fired after posting an Instagram pic of herself in lingerie.

Who cares about her photo?  Well, the hypocrites do.

The NFL team’s employee handbook says: “Nude, semi-nude, or lingerie photography is strictly prohibited and terms for immediate dismissal.”

Um, excuse me, but aren’t all the cheerleaders on the field semi-nude?  Does the NFL believe people are watching these scantily clad ladies bounce around for their athleticism?  I think we all know what’s going on here. read more

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