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The Butt-Naked Melania

Talk about a marketing mastermind. Rapper, T.I., is getting all sorts of press for releasing a snippet of his music video featuring a Melania Trump look-alike, who dances butt naked on a desk in front of a stogie-smoking T.I. in the White House.

This would be a great place for a cigar joke having to do with a President, the White House, a lady, and a desk, but that would be too easy.

Back to the smoking hot woman who portrays Melania. Oddly, her name is Melanie Marden. Kind of has a nice ring to it . . . like Marla Maples. read more

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My Book: Sex in the Name of God

Religion intrigues me because a small group of people who follow a leader, and ascribe to certain practices, is often viewed as a cult. Add in millions of people and suddenly this is a norm.

I had never read the bible before. Besides wanting to know what people were really following, I was curious to learn about the basics. How would sex and politics be treated within a religious guideline? Well, I found out.

The bible: Wow. It’s disturbing.

Putting all murder and mayhem aside, I can now say that if you like sex, and lots of it, then the bible is for you. There was more than enough material to write a book about the juiciest parts; a whooping 197 pages. read more

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Display of Hatred, Bigotry, and Violence on Many Sides

Regarding the Charlottesville black and white protest, murder included . . . I just can’t get over the backlash to President Trump’s words.  This isn’t one-sided.  There is, was, and will always be violence on both sides.

For some reason, the liberal media reporting always plays up the minority plight.  I don’t un-sympathize. But, I didn’t see interviews or arrests of black people who were wielding bats and illegally wearing face masks, ironically dressed in black, just the opposite of the KKK white.  Even the crazy white supremacists pointed this out.  Good work in making their case in point. read more

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I’m Officially Coming Out!

I’m coming out
I want the world to know
Got to let it show
I’m coming out

–Diana Ross, Beloved singer of the GBT and maybe Q of the LBGTQ community.

Attention world, I am officially coming out.  That’s right.  I am a cisgender and I’m owning it, girl.  It explains me to a T, or rather to a C.

In other words, I identify with the gender assigned to me at birth.

I first learned of the cis / trans situation when studying chemistry.  Cis = same.  Trans = opposite.  How wonderful that this has translated to biology! read more

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Don’t Throttle Me, Baby

The Wilfred has exceeded his monthly bandwidth cap for the third time.  What to do?

Gotta pay more. 

Gee thanks, internet service company.  You know and I know that I don’t have much choice – yeah, that’s right, you’re the best company available in my area, and unfortunately you know it.

If you Wikipedia “bandwidth cap”, one area of concern is this quote, “It has also been asserted that bandwidth caps are meant to help protect pay television providers that may also be owned by an ISP from competition with over-the-top streaming services.” read more

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How Semen Increased My Vocabulary

I am still in the process of writing my book and one chapter is going to be about semen.

As such, I happened upon a Wikipedia article about the subject.  I thought I might be clever and blog about silly ideas regarding semen from famous folks such as Aristotle and Freud.  Oh no. . I’ll have to save that for later.

I found some new words, and since I am always interested in furthering my education, I had to click on these words to discover their meanings.  Meanings that can’t be unclicked, and words that can’t be unlearned. read more

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I’m Too Sexy For My Golf – What Not To Wear

So the Ladies Professional Golf Association has decided against women wearing hot clothing.  No plunging necklines.  No leggings unless under a skort or shorts. . .  Must not be able to see the “bottom area” at any time standing or bent over.

WTF!  First of all, who doesn’t want to see a hot woman bent over?  I would also postulate that it is impossible not to see someone’s “bottom area” when they are bent over, man or woman, hot or not.

Has anyone watched women’s tennis lately?  Gymnastics?  Ice skating?  Swimming?  Cheerleading?  All of those beautiful, athletic bodies in revealing costumes . . . It’s disgusting! read more

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Why Shouldn’t We Give Up On God?

We all know about the daily heartbreak families go through: horrible accidents, disease, genocide.  But let’s think larger.

We have come to understand dinosaurs, volcanoes, early humans, rainbows and eclipses, thunder and lightning, even plate tectonics.  But we just can’t give up on God.  We have chosen blind faith and are able to overlook so many discrepancies such as how old the earth is, and the evidence of the relatively short-lived existence of humans on our planet.

People used to believe that the sun orbited earth and that the earth was flat.  Today we have the car, the microwave, and the computer. read more

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Want Some Candy Altar Boy?

Cardinal Pell – Go To Hell

It’s time to end the role of altar boys.  If the Catholic religion weren’t so gender biased, there would be tons of abused girls as well.

Why do parents continue to allow their young children to spend alone time with men involved in the world’s largest religious pedophilia operation?

And why do people continue to contribute to this organization?

Any other company or person would have had advertisers back out, sponsorship pulled, and gigs cancelled, along with a boycott by the general public.  But, in the name of God, things apparently work differently.  People continue to believe and contribute financially. read more

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How To Get Your IRS Penalty Back for Late Filing of Form 1065

A couple of months ago, I blogged about my IRS woes.  To sum it up, the IRS changed the due date for business owners who have to file Form 1065 from April 18th to March 15th.  Said blog explained how I got a lovely notice for want of $780.00 for being late, and how I was going to fight, fight, fight.

I know you are all thinking this couldn’t turn out well for me.

Did the Wilfred prevail?  Did the Wilfred win?

Hell Yeah!

The taxpaying people will rejoice in my victory and scream with glee:  Show me the money! read more

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