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Go Dog Go!

Duane Lee Chapman aka Dog the Bounty Hunter versus the United States FBI and the po po. Yes, I’m referring to the missing Brian Laundrie and the dead Gabby Petito. I’m secretly, actually overtly, rooting for the Dog.

The Dog is a good boy. His hair and duds are always a welcome flashback to the 1980’s.

I understand the Dog isn’t a one-man-show. But, his small team of people might be better suited to the Laundrie hunt than a big old government bureaucracy. The FBI has had some major screw-ups. On top of that, you’ve got numerous government agencies, overlapping jurisdictions, information slipping through the cracks, slow response times and poor policing.  All of them badged-up folks and special agent types, at a very critical point, didn’t know that Brian fricking Laundrie was no longer at his house.  The dude is gone!? Where was the surveillance? Hello, us Americans watch crime television, ya dipshits. read more

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Penis Arrows

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No women or minorities allowed – just an old, rich, white guy… with dementia!

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Abortion: The Truth Hurts

Alabama just approved a house bill that would make abortion illegal at any stage of pregnancy except when the woman’s life is at risk. The senate will probably follow suit.

Pro-Rights Democrat John Rogers got in a lot of hot water for speaking the cold truth as follows:

“Some kids are unwanted, so you kill them now or you kill them later. You bring them in the world unwanted, unloved, you send them to the electric chair. So, you kill them now or you kill them later.”

True that. People were disgusted by his words, but that doesn’t make the message false. read more

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What is The Politically Correct Word for Retarded?

This blog is inspired by an incredibly lame statement by Alexandria Ocasio-Ortez aka AOC. Her tweet as follows:

The far-right loves to drum up fear & resistance to immigrants.
But have you ever noticed they never talk about what‘s causing people to flee their homes in the first place?
Perhaps that’s bc they’d be forced to confront 1 major factor fueling global migration:
Climate change.

Um, yeah. That statement speaks for itself. Unfortunately, it isn’t politically correct to call someone retarded anymore. But then, it isn’t politically correct to say anything at all, anymore. read more

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What Happened to Free Speech in America?

Jeanine Pirro of Fox News came under heavy criticism last weekend for her remarks about Ilhan Omar, a Minnesota representative in the United States House of Congress.

Ms. Pirro made numerous good points. Yet, only one tidbit among her ten minute video editorial was picked up by other media outlets to be aired and declared as a racist rant. Pirro questioned Omar’s wearing of the hijab: “Is her adherence to this Islamic doctrine indicative of her adherence to Shariah law, which in itself is antithetical to the United States Constitution?” read more

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The New Catholic Slogan: Priests will be Priests

This blog is inspired by a recent news article I read, and posted, about the Pope’s anniversary being marked with the sentencing of convicted child molester, George Pell. The last sentence in the article reads, “And in the U.S., a Gallup poll found 37 percent of U.S. Catholics question remaining in the church.” –Associated Press.

WTF!? What is there to think about?

Yet, I have seen many documentaries where abused children who are now adults still question whether or not they should belong to this sick society. They can’t come to terms with their want for God and faith within the frames of this network. Even their own family members still argue for the religious cause that did their child in. read more

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The Passover: Murder and a Meal

Today’s religious holiday stems from the bible to include murder and a meal for circumcised men. Yeah, it’s weird.

God was angry with the Egyptian Pharaoh for not releasing Israelite slaves and afflicted punishment in the form of ten plagues. The Passover was plague number ten.

From Sex in the Name of God, Chapter 2: The Penis Pact

            Great detail was given about how to select, prepare, and cook a lamb.

Exodus 12 43 The LORD said to Moses and Aaron, “This is the ordinance of the Passover. No foreigner shall eat of it, 44 but every man’s servant who is bought for money, when you have circumcised him, then shall he eat of it. 45 A foreigner and a hired servant shall not eat of it. 46 It must be eaten in one house. You shall not carry any of the meat outside of the house. Do not break any of its bones. 47 All the congregation of Israel shall keep it. 48 When a stranger lives as a foreigner with you, and would like to keep the Passover to the LORD, let all his males be circumcised, and then let him come near and keep it. He shall be as one who is born in the land; but no uncircumcised person shall eat of it.” read more

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Why I Can’t Do Action Movies

Been there, done that. I can no longer enjoy a movie where elements are so similar I don’t feel like I’m in for any plot surprises. I’m annoyed watching it go down.

The Good Guy: He is smart, handsome, and strong. When faced with twenty assassins, all coming at him from different directions at the same time, he can kill each one quickly. One karate chop to the neck, one head twist, one kick to the abdomen, and voila, all dead. But then there’s the really bad guy, who for some reason becomes a ten minute brawl, until the good guy prevails or the bad guy gets away. If this happens toward the end of the movie, it might turn out that the bad guy isn’t really dead. He rises for his final attempt of murder, and is killed again; and maybe even again and again. read more

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Butt and Book Plug

Butt and Book Plug

From Sex in the Name of God:

Chapter 8: Of Beasts and Buttholes

I think we should get the bestiality suit out of the way right now. It wasn’t a goat. It was a sheep.

– Bob Newhart

If you wear an earring in your right ear . . . in England that means you’re gay. In Australia it’s when you’ve got your cock in another man’s ass.

– Steve Hughes

Besides blood, the other evil B’s the bible won’t tolerate are beasts and buttholes. But first, let’s talk words. The author of this book kept getting a spell-check error for “beastiality”. After doing some research, the writer has been schooled, but still thinks that “bestiality” appears to suggest behavior at its best. Go figure. read more

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