Muslim Ban Take Two

And Muslim ban block – take two.  We’re a bunch of bleeding heart idiots.  We look like complete nincompoops trying to argue for the terrorists.  Yes, come on in.

We are like the mother who just gave birth next to a lion who watches her newborn mistakenly imprint on the very beast that will eat it alive.

This is like sympathizing with Nazi sympathizers.  This is like inviting a child molester to babysit your children.  Allow your little altar boy to spend some quality time with chaste men at the local priesthood.  Invite the Ku Klux Klan to the backyard barbeque, maybe some skinheads, too.   Arrange a blind date for your daughter with a convict.

We are like the abused woman who keeps going back to the man who loves her with his fists.

But this is America, you say.  Doesn’t everyone deserve a chance?

Absolutely.  In fact, I’ve had a change of heart.  After rethinking things, I have decided that everyone does deserve a chance.  I propose that all Muslims from every nation be allowed to enter America.  The price of admission will be a dozen roses, a box of chocolates, and an apologetic love letter.

Wilfred Knight

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