Why I Can’t Do Action Movies

Been there, done that. I can no longer enjoy a movie where elements are so similar I don’t feel like I’m in for any plot surprises. I’m annoyed watching it go down.

The Good Guy: He is smart, handsome, and strong. When faced with twenty assassins, all coming at him from different directions at the same time, he can kill each one quickly. One karate chop to the neck, one head twist, one kick to the abdomen, and voila, all dead. But then there’s the really bad guy, who for some reason becomes a ten minute brawl, until the good guy prevails or the bad guy gets away. If this happens toward the end of the movie, it might turn out that the bad guy isn’t really dead. He rises for his final attempt of murder, and is killed again; and maybe even again and again. read more

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Don’t Look a Gift Goat in the Mouth

I hesitate to cite my source for the inspiration of this blog.

https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/if-churches-want-to-get-millennials-to-enter-their-doors-they-need-to-do-this

This ad . . .  er um . . . article, by Judah and Chelsea Smith, is about getting folks back into religion, including brick and mortar churches. Unfortunately for those on the take, millennials and others prefer to experience the world on Sunday, rather than sit-in for some dude’s dialogue that distorts the disturbing bible into a random feel-good or doom-and-gloom speech. read more

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Butt and Book Plug

Butt and Book Plug

From Sex in the Name of God:

Chapter 8: Of Beasts and Buttholes

I think we should get the bestiality suit out of the way right now. It wasn’t a goat. It was a sheep.

– Bob Newhart

If you wear an earring in your right ear . . . in England that means you’re gay. In Australia it’s when you’ve got your cock in another man’s ass.

– Steve Hughes

Besides blood, the other evil B’s the bible won’t tolerate are beasts and buttholes. But first, let’s talk words. The author of this book kept getting a spell-check error for “beastiality”. After doing some research, the writer has been schooled, but still thinks that “bestiality” appears to suggest behavior at its best. Go figure. read more

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This Skirt Was Just Asking for It

Or: How to Demean a Female Teen

Yes, schools are losing more and more power to students, not something I entirely agree with. But slut-shaming via dress codes is another issue entirely.

Laura Orsi (left) and Clara Mitchell (right) are students at Parkview Arts and Science Magnet High School in Little Rock, Arkansas.

Take a look at this picture and see if you think this “skirt” was just asking for it.

From Laura Orsi’s Instagram:

Yesterday, Clara Mitchell wore the same skirt I have on in this photo. She had worn it to school before, and was sporting it again for the Science Symposium. However, at 10am, she was dress coded for it being “too short” by Parkview administration who repeatedly made her turn around to “look at the back,” and easily caused her a panic attack, which they then accused her of faking. read more

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What’s Your Beef with the Beetloaf?

The funniest of the Superbowl commercials was Hyundai’s elevator ride to several layers of “hell”. One level was the vegan dinner party where a woman proudly offered her beetloaf as the main course. I laughed my ass off. That was funny, yo.

By Monday, vegans had vented, and Hyundai had already issued an apology.

Seriously?

How can vegans not see that their lack of humor, a threatened boycott, and a demand for an apology, only confirms the view that they are over-the-top oddballs?

Great job, amino acid lackers. read more

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Dads: Stop Dating Your Daughters!

The “Daddy-Daughter Date” disturbs me.

Yeah, it’s a great idea for fathers to spend time with their daughters. But, the word “date” should not exist between any Daddy and daughter.

It’s wrong.

You might think it sounds kind of cute, maybe because of the triple D alliteration. Try tasting “Mommy-Son Date” as it rolls off the tongue, and see if you still feel warm and cuddly, or creeped out.

Girls love Cinderella-type princess parties, replete with tiaras, fancy gowns, dinner, and dancing. Instead of Prince Charming, just add Daddy. That, my friends, is a gross bridge from pretend to reality. read more

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The Covington Catholic Kids Got a Raw Deal From Black Extremists and the Media

Nick Sandmann, white Catholic teenager, hereby bears the brunt of bullshit from an extremist black group, and a predatory media, by his sheer presence alone. News reports should have directly blamed the involved black men for faults deserved, and still are not publishing their hateful speech.

The videos are sickening.

Black men who claim to be “Hebrew Nationalists” start off this infamous day with insulting American Indians. Indians are informed that their worship of totem poles, eagles, and buffaloes deserved the taking of their land. These doom-and-gloomers also insulted whitey, women, Parisians, Catholics, Christians, Jews, Israelites, homosexuals, fags, and just about everyone under the sun. This group then turned on a group of Covington High school teenagers who were also at the capitol, and called them crackers. As the crowd grew, and grew angrier, the black men saved their most egregious insults for their fellow race. In an exchange with a black man in the crowd, the so-called Hebrew Nationalists called him so many horrible names that a colon is in order: Uncle Tom, Uncle Tomahawk, Coon, Sambo, and Nigger. Later, they refer to a black Covington High Schooler as a token black, and a Kanye Coonye. read more

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Communion: Spreading Disease in the Name of Jesus

I’m not OCD and I’m not a hypochondriac, but the practice of communion is questionable.

First, a cute story. As a child, I went to church with one of my friends. My family wasn’t into the church thing, so I had no clue what was going on. At some point all of the people rose from their seats and went down to the front to get a little goodie. My friend’s mother told me to stay in my chair. This made me angry.

When I got home, I told my mom that everyone had snack except for me. Later, my friend’s mom called to explain that she withheld me from communion because I wasn’t a member of the church. She said she felt bad and wished she had let me participate. It turns out I may have dodged a bullet. read more

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Scientology: Where’s the Religious Coup?

Politicians do it, gang members do it; the power grab is even a tried and true technique in the mafia.

Why don’t cult members seize the opportunity for power?

Take, for instance, David Miscavige. This crazed and abusive dictator of Scientology is even shorter than Tom Cruise. At 5’3”, it wouldn’t be difficult to toss this whiny bitch of a man into a closet long enough to enact a takeover.

Whether due to vanity or good nature, why isn’t there at least one person willing to do the deed that would be appreciated by the many? Initiating a coup would be bold, but once started, many would fall in line. read more

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Scott Peterson and Fake News

I was a little late in watching 2017’s The Murder of Laci Peterson. This is an interesting series about Scott Peterson and his conviction for the murder of his pregnant wife in 2002. The program raises serious issues.

I do recall the sensational media storm of this trial, and in retrospect I feel kind of duped by the whole 24/7 news thing. Uncomfortably, I must admit this was not outside my own fault.

My generation was the first to appreciate all-day-long news coverage. This does not seem to fly with younger folks nowadays, and for good reason. read more

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