This lovely blog was indeed prompted by a customer service issue. Customer service has become like political correctness. We have all seen the irate customer being a complete jerk over something petty getting their sphincters kissed, when we might rather enjoy seeing these people being told how to forcefully insert items where the sun doesn’t shine.
There is an extra side of stink when customers quote the bible, hold the bible, or ask for the bible to be handed to them while they demean, berate, and condescend.
The bible thumping butthole: What a complete and absolute hypocrite! Biblecrat!
I would like to say you know how you are. You’re Jesus H, a religious freak, got the Nazarene gleam. Everyone is beneath you. You’re freaking perfect because you have Him on your side.
You should form a cult. Oh wait, never mind. That would involve having charisma . . . a charming personality. No, that’s not you. And, no, you don’t know who you are. You are one of “those” who believes this type of writing pertains to “others.”
Go ahead and be a jerk, but please leave the justification of your religion out of it. It goes against the Good Word.
In the Lord’s name I pray:
At restaurants, may your food be forever spat upon, may your hot food be late and cold, may your hotel room be unclean and may the toilet overfloweth like a rainy deluge, may you never be able to findeth your receipt at the exchange counter. May the good people who try to help you speaketh face to face with spitting lisps.
Can I get an Amen?
Wilfred Knight
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