Regarding the Hawaiian missile false alarm, we mainlanders can’t appreciate the scare these people went thru. Imagine receiving texts not only from the government but then family and loves ones regarding an incoming death threat.
Porn abort. The sky is falling. You can run around like a chicken with its head cut off, but it’s time to stop choking the chicken. #Timesup for real.
Thank goodness said panic attack was all for naught. Hawaiians, as the rest of us would, took in a deep breath, exhaled a huge sigh of relief, and returned to porn.
Articles are quoting that porn web traffic went significantly down only to rebound at rates fifty per cent higher than the average norm.
What was really going on in the minds of people when they felt the apocalypse was imminent? Did they man up, have sex with a real life loved one, or did they confess their sins in anticipation of death where said repentance would earn a spot in heaven.
Thank God for the reprieve. The mass exodus back to naughty websites shows how people value the basic things in life: Food, shelter, and porn.
I hereby nominate that January 13th forever be known as Porn Appreciation Day, at least in Hawaii.
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