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I Pledge Allegiance To the Flag and God?

I was all gung-ho to talk about the display of the Ten Commandments in schools and in other public arenas. I planned on commenting on the rote recitation of the “Pledge of Allegiance” which includes “One Nation, Under God.” Instead, I stumbled upon some fascinating history.

The original pledge is not what we know: it didn’t include the United States or God.

“I pledge allegiance to my Flag and the Republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.” – Francis Bellamy, 1892 read more

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I’m Being Blackmailed!!!

I received this ominous and unscrupulous email, which was in my inbox, to me, from me, without the pictures as follows:

[Begin email]

I have bad news for you.
19/07/2018 – on this day I hacked your operating system and got full access to your account.

It is useless to change the password, my malware intercepts it every time.

How it was:
In the software of the router to which you were connected that day, there was a vulnerability. I first hacked this router and placed my malicious code on it.
When you entered in the Internet, my trojan was installed on the operating system of your device. read more

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Bloody Women

Many solar eclipses ago, I knew a guy who always carried a towel. He was an employee of the father of a friend. Whenever he came around, he would always place his towel on a chair before sitting down.

Was this dude a character straight out of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy? Besides this one obsession, he didn’t seem to exhibit any other OCD behaviors, and he didn’t seem like a neat freak. To the contrary, he was usually somewhat disheveled and more than a little sweaty.

So one day, I finally ask the guy: “Why do you always sit on a towel?” read more

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Little Adolf’s Swastika Binky

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-46151838

This news item was pure comedy. Three people have been convicted for their membership in a Neo-Nazi white supremacy group. Two of them had a child together and named the kid “Adolf” after their revered idol.

Proud father, Adam Thomas, has the right white name, with blue eyes to match. The mother, Claudia Patatas, might only be able to pass the white trash test.

Next we learn of a fourteen year age gap. Perhaps someone has taken advantage of someone else. Thomas, age 22, who has a quick eye for determining who has the white right, versus Patatas, age 38, who has the ability to make a man turn a blind eye. read more

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Pain in the Butt

Here’s a funny.

Ouch!

There I was surrounded by Indians, um no, there I was Facebooking when I received a fascinating message.  A woman stumbled across my page and wants to know if I would be interested in . . .

A customized butt plug.  WTF!?

She even sent me a picture of what this sex toy would look like, with the cover of my book on it.

At that point, I couldn’t possibly have any use for a butt toy, because I laughed my ass off.

After looking at the website she listed, something about Go F yourself, I then thought she was angry and was insulting me as any decent internet troll would. read more

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Stephen Hawking and Religion

I read A Brief History of Time many years ago and loved it.  Making physics make sense to the layperson isn’t easy, and it was a fascinating read.

After his passing, I very much enjoyed the tidbit on Stephen Hawking and paradoxes by Michael Guillen.

Michael Guillen’s Article

This amazing scientist certainly was a paradox.  He lived most of his life with a severe disability, was incredibly smart, but he was also famous for being smart.

What is very remarkable about Hawking was his celebrity-type status.  I have seen footage of him scooting around in his wheelchair with throngs of paparazzi.  You just don’t see that outside of celebrities and politicians.   We’re talking Michael Jackson and Lady Diana crowds. read more

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Porn Appreciation Day

Regarding the Hawaiian missile false alarm, we mainlanders can’t appreciate the scare these people went thru.  Imagine receiving texts not only from the government but then family and loves ones regarding an incoming death threat.

Porn abort.  The sky is falling.  You can run around like a chicken with its head cut off, but it’s time to stop choking the chicken.  #Timesup for real.

Thank goodness said panic attack was all for naught.  Hawaiians, as the rest of us would, took in a deep breath, exhaled a huge sigh of relief, and returned to porn. read more

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Women’s Backlash on Women’s Backlash on Men

The frogs have spoken.

A letter generated in France signed off by numerous women, has come out in defense of men with regards to sexual man bashing.  #MeToo  The press has picked up on the most notable signature of Catherine Deneuve, who is probably the most gorgeous woman. . . ever, but ironically, a movie star.  No one cares to headline the fact that she didn’t participate in the writing of the letter.

Americans love tabloid junk and that is why Ms. Deneuve’s famous head is on the chopping block.  Us real smart USAers might know her from the movie called The Hunger costarring David Bowie.  Sex, romance. . . and vampires, another thing we love, and now American ladies are out for blood. read more

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Odd Man Out

Am I the only guy that has an odd inseam?

At stores and online, jeans tend to have even inseams.  That might not be so bad if we were on the metric system, but this jump takes me from high water nerd to a sloppy slob in two inches.

Yeah, I have found an occasional odd inseam which lengthens my arousal, but then I am quickly funneled into a lack of style and color choice or to something that is way too expensive.  I am down to two choices at best.

The same can also be said about waist sizes that are slightly off.  Your next two inch choice could mean the difference between the sixties and plumber’s butt. read more

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Who is the Whiny Bitch: The Rural American or Joy Reid?

Hey rural Americans, did you know that you are “the core threat to our democracy,” according to dumbass journalist Joy Reid?  She lives in New York City.  Get a rope.

There are others afoot, but I’m gonna stick with this lady’s hypocrisy.  What comes out of her mouth amounts to a hill of beans.

Guess what, Joy Reid?  Rural America is the backbone of our nation.

When rural folk are upset with the political establishment, they don’t run around like whiny bitches looting and damaging businesses and personal property within their own community.  They know the community they live in must be depended upon for support. read more

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