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This sounds like a terrific tale from Ernest Hemingway.

Imagine the manliest man who makes a living in the bush.  A history of military service with incredible war stories is his past.  He is a hard drinking, womanizing, cigarette smoking beast of a man who can make due in any situation. This scraggly dude sports a ten-o-clock shadow and can pound two rocks together to make fire.

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