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The Elephant Killer
This sounds like a terrific tale from Ernest Hemingway.
Imagine the manliest man who makes a living in the bush. A history of military service with incredible war stories is his past. He is a hard drinking, womanizing, cigarette smoking beast of a man who can make due in any situation. This scraggly dude sports a ten-o-clock shadow and can pound two rocks together to make fire.
Greasy hair is due to lack of hygiene resources, not due to a poor decision on hair gel that dates one back to the 1980’s.