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Outlaw the Penis Symbol

Mayor R. Rex Parris of Lancaster, California wants to ban ties in his city.  I’m all for it.

The tie is the most ridiculous piece of clothing, ever.  Wrapping a rope around your neck is a bad move and the same goes for any piece of material.  Mr. Parris is concerned about blood flow being cut off.  Hear, hear, Mayor.  Let’s add in the questionable act of giving your enemies a dangerous handle on your life.  Even more dubious is the fact that this clothing item is basically an arrow that extends down to, and points towards a man’s penis.  What does it mean? read more

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Catcalling and Caterwauling

My Grandmother, the English teacher would be so proud of me for knowing both of these words, and also for paying it forward.  In other words, for you cat-calling fools, Grandma would be proud of me for sticking up for the ladies.

cat·call, ˈkatˌkôl, verb, gerund or present participle: cat-calling

  1. make a whistle, shout, or comment of a sexual nature to a woman passing by.

Hello men:  I’m not sure what the heck you are thinking, as if all your hollering will lead to a sexual encounter, or earn the respect of the gals you are being completely inconsiderate of.

Stop embarrassing the rest of our gender by reducing yourself to a guttural caveman.  Women already think we are cavemen.  You don’t need to reinforce this stereotype. read more

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