Tag Archives: #equalrights

Outlaw the Penis Symbol

Mayor R. Rex Parris of Lancaster, California wants to ban ties in his city.  I’m all for it.

The tie is the most ridiculous piece of clothing, ever.  Wrapping a rope around your neck is a bad move and the same goes for any piece of material.  Mr. Parris is concerned about blood flow being cut off.  Hear, hear, Mayor.  Let’s add in the questionable act of giving your enemies a dangerous handle on your life.  Even more dubious is the fact that this clothing item is basically an arrow that extends down to, and points towards a man’s penis.  What does it mean? read more

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What’s Wrong With Your Knee?

The football field during the National Anthem:  Why is this the place and time for kneeling up for the rights of black people?

How about protesting child abuse?  Is anybody bending the knee to save the elephants?

The president of the NAACP compared the most famous knee bender to Rosa Parks!!??

Rosa Parks protested on a bus where she was being discriminated against.

These Gumby idiots with chronic knee problems are being paid to participate in a league that not only doesn’t discriminate against race, but also questionably includes people with criminal pasts.  It would make a lot more sense for some straight and narrow football player to kneel in protest of spousal abuse. read more

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Equal Rights – Men, How To Recoup Your Money From That Bad Date

It is still the norm in America for a man to pay for the date.  Well, here is a tale of a date gone badly, and the man, Brandon Vezmar, at the experienced aged of 37 wants his money back.  With high demand for equal rights, why shouldn’t all dates at least be dutch?  Isn’t that what the ladies want?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39966675

In America there is a big difference between courting a woman and taking a woman to court.

I really feel for the man in this situation.  First of all, he forked out four dollars for pizza, then purchased a movie ticket for Crystal Cruz, and she impolitely texted during the movie.  He only asked for his money back, and when she rudely refused, he was within his legal rights to threaten litigation to the tune of 17 dollars and some odd cents after the fact. read more

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