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The Penis Pact: A Confusing Cock Tale

Excerpt from Sex in the Name of God

Chapter 2 – The Penis Pact: A Confusing Cock Tale

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.  – Robin Williams

It’s a dick; it’s not a jack-o’-lantern.  – Joe Rogan

The prized possession of every male was a hot topic in the bible. Religious arguments for and against circumcision also incorporated racism and politics into the plight of the pecker.

Let’s find out which brainiac first came up with the proposition of altering the aesthetics of a man’s ding-a-ling. read more

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Your Baby Boy’s First Party – Penis Snip and Suck

After researching and watching videos on the “Bris” or the “Brit milah” I am more than disturbed.  What in the hell am I talking about?  The wrong rite of circumcision.

            Many religious folk refer to Genesis 17, Abraham and the Covenant of Circumcision, as a reason for performing a snippy snip on the male baby’s unit on his eighth day of life.  Luckily for the parents, no consent is needed on the part of the little guy because he is definitely underage.

            What’s more, the blood must be sucked from the infant’s penis after it has been cut.  That is a difficult statement to spit out without barfing.  But wait, there’s more. read more

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Penis Talk – It Starts in The Bible

Men and women are obsessed with the penis.  Thousands of years obsessed.

I’m happy to announce that after having gathered my notes from penis reading in the Bible I have started my book!  Don’t worry – there will be lots of other fun stuff, facts, Americana, maybe some famous turn-of-the-century philosophies inspired by cocaine.

Penis talk begins in Genesis 17 with the verse title actually and factually, really called “Abraham and the Covenant of Circumcision.”  There is serious obsession and debate throughout the good book that even falls back on itself about whether or not one should be circumcised. read more

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Why You Should Fear God: Because He Is Mean

I finally finished reading the tedium called the Bible.

I have learned that everything said in the Bible can be undone by a different passage elsewhere in the Bible, sometimes as close as a sentence or two away.

Rules in the New Testament pretty much say you no longer have to follow a lot of the rules of the Old Testament.  There is just more contradiction and confusion.  Many times you are forced to ask, why did He let that happen?  Sometimes He intervenes, and others times not, and then He blames the man.  From time to time, we all like to blame the man, but this case is different because He made the man. read more

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