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Many solar eclipses ago, I knew a guy who always carried a towel. He was an employee of the father of a friend. Whenever he came around, he would always place his towel on a chair before sitting down.
Was this dude a character straight out of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy? Besides this one obsession, he didn’t seem to exhibit any other OCD behaviors, and he didn’t seem like a neat freak. To the contrary, he was usually somewhat disheveled and more than a little sweaty.
So one day, I finally ask the guy: “Why do you always sit on a towel?”
As per my last blog, I promised my creative efforts improved when it came to video making.
Since I am making a comedic stab at the bible, I would like to quote from my book at the end of chapter one, which is called Nudity and Incest. This not only shows the humor you are in for, but the not so one-sided approach I took upon representing the juiciest tidbits regarding sexual relations in the bible.
Since the creation of man, there have been issues involving nudity, gender roles, sex, murder, incest, genocide, and drunkenness, which unfolded in that order. All we really know, and a sound argument against evolution, is that not much has changed.
We all know about the daily heartbreak families go through: horrible accidents, disease, genocide. But let’s think larger.
We have come to understand dinosaurs, volcanoes, early humans, rainbows and eclipses, thunder and lightning, even plate tectonics. But we just can’t give up on God. We have chosen blind faith and are able to overlook so many discrepancies such as how old the earth is, and the evidence of the relatively short-lived existence of humans on our planet.
People used to believe that the sun orbited earth and that the earth was flat. Today we have the car, the microwave, and the computer.
I can’t even believe what is happening in England on so many levels.
If these terrorist attacks continue, the anti-Muslim sentiment will far outweigh the cries of those who claim all are welcome in the name of religious freedom and religious tolerance. I hate to mention the name Trump, but in light of recent events, I can’t say the travel ban isn’t uncalled for. We may soon see the United Kingdom enact a travel ban even more encompassing, which would actually be welcomed by its citizenry.
This lovely blog was indeed prompted by a customer service issue. Customer service has become like political correctness. We have all seen the irate customer being a complete jerk over something petty getting their sphincters kissed, when we might rather enjoy seeing these people being told how to forcefully insert items where the sun doesn’t shine.
There is an extra side of stink when customers quote the bible, hold the bible, or ask for the bible to be handed to them while they demean, berate, and condescend.
I finally finished reading the tedium called the Bible.
I have learned that everything said in the Bible can be undone by a different passage elsewhere in the Bible, sometimes as close as a sentence or two away.
Rules in the New Testament pretty much say you no longer have to follow a lot of the rules of the Old Testament. There is just more contradiction and confusion. Many times you are forced to ask, why did He let that happen? Sometimes He intervenes, and others times not, and then He blames the man. From time to time, we all like to blame the man, but this case is different because He made the man.
I am going to write a book. But first I need to do a lot of research, and that involves reading the Bible. I have never read it page to page. Twice in my life I started to read the Bible, but burned out in the first chapter on both occasions.
So far I am still in the Old Testament. It is an incredible read. We are not talking sex, drugs, and rock and roll, but rather incest and murder.
I am seriously wondering if this God is tricking people as the devil in disguise. God is mean, evil, vindictive, murderous, controlling, and contradictory. How is it that millions of people are able to reconcile his actions? It gives a whole new feeling to the term “God-fearing people”. You should fear him. He is one cruel and twisted dude.
Warren: An ironic name for the man who is the leader of people with lemming-like mentalities who breed like bunny rabbits on designated plots of land. Mr. Jeffs continues to lead the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (FLDS) from his jail cell since he was convicted of child sexual assault. The FLDS are a self segregated group of nuts who dress oddly, have a male hierarchy, and marry too many closely related (and interrelated) women, including having “marital” sex with underage girls, all in the name of God.