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My Creative Efforts – Video #2 Regarding Sex in the Bible

As per my last blog, I promised my creative efforts improved when it came to video making.

Since I am making a comedic stab at the bible, I would like to quote from my book at the end of chapter one, which is called Nudity and Incest. This not only shows the humor you are in for, but the not so one-sided approach I took upon representing the juiciest tidbits regarding sexual relations in the bible.

Since the creation of man, there have been issues involving nudity, gender roles, sex, murder, incest, genocide, and drunkenness, which unfolded in that order. All we really know, and a sound argument against evolution, is that not much has changed. read more

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My Book: Sex in the Name of God

Religion intrigues me because a small group of people who follow a leader, and ascribe to certain practices, is often viewed as a cult. Add in millions of people and suddenly this is a norm.

I had never read the bible before. Besides wanting to know what people were really following, I was curious to learn about the basics. How would sex and politics be treated within a religious guideline? Well, I found out.

The bible: Wow. It’s disturbing.

Putting all murder and mayhem aside, I can now say that if you like sex, and lots of it, then the bible is for you. There was more than enough material to write a book about the juiciest parts; a whooping 197 pages. read more

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Odd Man Out

Am I the only guy that has an odd inseam?

At stores and online, jeans tend to have even inseams.  That might not be so bad if we were on the metric system, but this jump takes me from high water nerd to a sloppy slob in two inches.

Yeah, I have found an occasional odd inseam which lengthens my arousal, but then I am quickly funneled into a lack of style and color choice or to something that is way too expensive.  I am down to two choices at best.

The same can also be said about waist sizes that are slightly off.  Your next two inch choice could mean the difference between the sixties and plumber’s butt. read more

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