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The Penis Pact: A Confusing Cock Tale

Excerpt from Sex in the Name of God

Chapter 2 – The Penis Pact: A Confusing Cock Tale

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.  – Robin Williams

It’s a dick; it’s not a jack-o’-lantern.  – Joe Rogan

The prized possession of every male was a hot topic in the bible. Religious arguments for and against circumcision also incorporated racism and politics into the plight of the pecker.

Let’s find out which brainiac first came up with the proposition of altering the aesthetics of a man’s ding-a-ling. read more

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Outlaw the Penis Symbol

Mayor R. Rex Parris of Lancaster, California wants to ban ties in his city.  I’m all for it.

The tie is the most ridiculous piece of clothing, ever.  Wrapping a rope around your neck is a bad move and the same goes for any piece of material.  Mr. Parris is concerned about blood flow being cut off.  Hear, hear, Mayor.  Let’s add in the questionable act of giving your enemies a dangerous handle on your life.  Even more dubious is the fact that this clothing item is basically an arrow that extends down to, and points towards a man’s penis.  What does it mean? read more

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Penis Discussion and Dissection

The Discovery series I Am Jazz about Jazz Jennings, who was born as a boy but identifies as a girl, is quite fascinating and very revealing to the point of having an explicit content disclaimer even though footage comes directly from the mouth of this teenaged transgender.

Imagine going through puberty, awkward as it is, and then having to deal with everyone constantly asking about your sexuality and genitals.

Jazz is trying to transition to being a full blown, sexually functional woman with parts to match. read more

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Penis Talk – It Starts in The Bible

Men and women are obsessed with the penis.  Thousands of years obsessed.

I’m happy to announce that after having gathered my notes from penis reading in the Bible I have started my book!  Don’t worry – there will be lots of other fun stuff, facts, Americana, maybe some famous turn-of-the-century philosophies inspired by cocaine.

Penis talk begins in Genesis 17 with the verse title actually and factually, really called “Abraham and the Covenant of Circumcision.”  There is serious obsession and debate throughout the good book that even falls back on itself about whether or not one should be circumcised. read more

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Beheadings in the Quran

About this book I’m going to write.  I decided that in addition to the Bible, I also better read the Quran.

Having no idea what I was in for, my preconceived notions told me it would be a brutal book about murder and revenge in the form of Jihad, and the horrible mistreatment of women.

I was wrong.  The Quran is no more brutal than the Bible.

The Quran was obviously written after the Bible as it goes over some of the same occurrences, and has a lot of the same themes.  In comparison, I found the Quran to be not as tedious a read, not as redundant, not as much of the beating of the dead horse.  This is probably due to the fact that it is much shorter than the Bible. read more

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Ladies – The Rape was Your Fault

Did you go out after 8 or 9 pm?  Well then, you deserved it.

Didn’t you know that it is a man’s right to have fun?

If you are a man, you will probably become angry.  If you are a woman, you will become SUPER angry.  Watch “India’s Daughter” by director Leslee Udwin.

Indias Daughter (Documentary)

This documentary makes America’s women’s rights issues look tame compared to the sickening crap I heard coming from the mouths of men.  The average man, the rapists, the defense lawyers and even men in political office said some seriously disturbing shit. read more

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