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The Passover: Murder and a Meal

Today’s religious holiday stems from the bible to include murder and a meal for circumcised men. Yeah, it’s weird.

God was angry with the Egyptian Pharaoh for not releasing Israelite slaves and afflicted punishment in the form of ten plagues. The Passover was plague number ten.

From Sex in the Name of God, Chapter 2: The Penis Pact

            Great detail was given about how to select, prepare, and cook a lamb.

Exodus 12 43 The LORD said to Moses and Aaron, “This is the ordinance of the Passover. No foreigner shall eat of it, 44 but every man’s servant who is bought for money, when you have circumcised him, then shall he eat of it. 45 A foreigner and a hired servant shall not eat of it. 46 It must be eaten in one house. You shall not carry any of the meat outside of the house. Do not break any of its bones. 47 All the congregation of Israel shall keep it. 48 When a stranger lives as a foreigner with you, and would like to keep the Passover to the LORD, let all his males be circumcised, and then let him come near and keep it. He shall be as one who is born in the land; but no uncircumcised person shall eat of it.” read more

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Don’t Look a Gift Goat in the Mouth

I hesitate to cite my source for the inspiration of this blog.

https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/if-churches-want-to-get-millennials-to-enter-their-doors-they-need-to-do-this

This ad . . .  er um . . . article, by Judah and Chelsea Smith, is about getting folks back into religion, including brick and mortar churches. Unfortunately for those on the take, millennials and others prefer to experience the world on Sunday, rather than sit-in for some dude’s dialogue that distorts the disturbing bible into a random feel-good or doom-and-gloom speech. read more

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Dads: Stop Dating Your Daughters!

The “Daddy-Daughter Date” disturbs me.

Yeah, it’s a great idea for fathers to spend time with their daughters. But, the word “date” should not exist between any Daddy and daughter.

It’s wrong.

You might think it sounds kind of cute, maybe because of the triple D alliteration. Try tasting “Mommy-Son Date” as it rolls off the tongue, and see if you still feel warm and cuddly, or creeped out.

Girls love Cinderella-type princess parties, replete with tiaras, fancy gowns, dinner, and dancing. Instead of Prince Charming, just add Daddy. That, my friends, is a gross bridge from pretend to reality. read more

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Communion: Spreading Disease in the Name of Jesus

I’m not OCD and I’m not a hypochondriac, but the practice of communion is questionable.

First, a cute story. As a child, I went to church with one of my friends. My family wasn’t into the church thing, so I had no clue what was going on. At some point all of the people rose from their seats and went down to the front to get a little goodie. My friend’s mother told me to stay in my chair. This made me angry.

When I got home, I told my mom that everyone had snack except for me. Later, my friend’s mom called to explain that she withheld me from communion because I wasn’t a member of the church. She said she felt bad and wished she had let me participate. It turns out I may have dodged a bullet. read more

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The Public Display of the Ten Commandments

A lot of southern states keep trying to adopt the display of the Ten Commandments in public arenas, including state buildings and school classrooms. Of course, backlash follows, and rightfully so.

This goes against the First Amendment, but so should placing your hand on the good book of rape and murder before swearing an oath in court.

In any event, there are many more disturbing commandments in the bible. I plopped five of them into a fun video, but I have to point out the most screaming hypocrisy. read more

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Religion and Stupid Women

Religious institutions, especially Catholicism, have not been kind to women. Nuns are very much on the decline because they weren’t taken care of as well as the men. Women also complain that the opportunity for rising up in the ranks is poor.

Having women in charge might fix a whole lotta messes.

Yet, it is beyond me why women would want to claw their way to the top of an organization that views them with less regard, is overly concerned with their vaginas, extols money, and molests children. read more

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Deathbed Regrets

A fellow Redditor was questioning the purpose and meaning of life.  This person felt that life had more meaning with religion, but had become an atheist and was thinking that life now had less purpose.

I didn’t and don’t understand this. I was going to approach this question numerous different ways. In the end, I focused on the end game, and was very proud of a few thoughts. Feel free to reuse.

The meaning and purpose of life is easily answered when hand-delivered to you via religion.

Focus on relationships, and the here and now. Deathbed regrets don’t lie. read more

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My Creative Efforts – Video #2 Regarding Sex in the Bible

As per my last blog, I promised my creative efforts improved when it came to video making.

Since I am making a comedic stab at the bible, I would like to quote from my book at the end of chapter one, which is called Nudity and Incest. This not only shows the humor you are in for, but the not so one-sided approach I took upon representing the juiciest tidbits regarding sexual relations in the bible.

Since the creation of man, there have been issues involving nudity, gender roles, sex, murder, incest, genocide, and drunkenness, which unfolded in that order. All we really know, and a sound argument against evolution, is that not much has changed. read more

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My Sex Tapes Are Available Online

Sex in the Name of God by Wilfred Knight

Hopefully this is the closest I will ever come to having this type of footage available online. My book, Sex in the Name of God, is complete and available for purchase.

After looking into some options, I felt an explainer video was needed. People need to understand this book covers real bible passages in a humorous fashion, because scripture is often ridiculous when it comes to the subject of sex and human relations.

Off to a cheapo website I went looking for entrepreneurs. After contacting a few folks who said, oh hell no, I posted an inquiry. Out of the responses, I purchased several, knowing full well my money might go down the toilet. read more

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My Book: Sex in the Name of God

Religion intrigues me because a small group of people who follow a leader, and ascribe to certain practices, is often viewed as a cult. Add in millions of people and suddenly this is a norm.

I had never read the bible before. Besides wanting to know what people were really following, I was curious to learn about the basics. How would sex and politics be treated within a religious guideline? Well, I found out.

The bible: Wow. It’s disturbing.

Putting all murder and mayhem aside, I can now say that if you like sex, and lots of it, then the bible is for you. There was more than enough material to write a book about the juiciest parts; a whooping 197 pages. read more

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