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Boinked

The word: boinked.  Do tell. What came to mind?

Let’s check usage by reviewing a great book with regards to the Bible’s Cain and Eve dilemma:

            Another ordeal involving fruit caused the jealous Cain to kill Abel. Only three people are in existence when we are slammed with a major hole in the plot.

Genesis 4:17 Cain knew his wife. She conceived, and gave birth to Enoch.

            Either another woman was created, or Cain boinked his mom.

            Theologists can spin their way out of many disturbing situations because they have a few things working in their favor. The good book frequently presents a story and then later retells it with different details. Another ongoing dilemma is that ladies are lucky to get a name mention, let alone any mention. This makes figuring out context and a timeline very difficult especially since early humans lived for hundreds of years, probably due to extremely healthy lifestyles outside of murder. read more

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My Sex Tapes Are Available Online

Sex in the Name of God by Wilfred Knight

Hopefully this is the closest I will ever come to having this type of footage available online. My book, Sex in the Name of God, is complete and available for purchase.

After looking into some options, I felt an explainer video was needed. People need to understand this book covers real bible passages in a humorous fashion, because scripture is often ridiculous when it comes to the subject of sex and human relations.

Off to a cheapo website I went looking for entrepreneurs. After contacting a few folks who said, oh hell no, I posted an inquiry. Out of the responses, I purchased several, knowing full well my money might go down the toilet. read more

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My Book: Sex in the Name of God

Religion intrigues me because a small group of people who follow a leader, and ascribe to certain practices, is often viewed as a cult. Add in millions of people and suddenly this is a norm.

I had never read the bible before. Besides wanting to know what people were really following, I was curious to learn about the basics. How would sex and politics be treated within a religious guideline? Well, I found out.

The bible: Wow. It’s disturbing.

Putting all murder and mayhem aside, I can now say that if you like sex, and lots of it, then the bible is for you. There was more than enough material to write a book about the juiciest parts; a whooping 197 pages. read more

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Outlaw the Penis Symbol

Mayor R. Rex Parris of Lancaster, California wants to ban ties in his city.  I’m all for it.

The tie is the most ridiculous piece of clothing, ever.  Wrapping a rope around your neck is a bad move and the same goes for any piece of material.  Mr. Parris is concerned about blood flow being cut off.  Hear, hear, Mayor.  Let’s add in the questionable act of giving your enemies a dangerous handle on your life.  Even more dubious is the fact that this clothing item is basically an arrow that extends down to, and points towards a man’s penis.  What does it mean? read more

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Porn Appreciation Day

Regarding the Hawaiian missile false alarm, we mainlanders can’t appreciate the scare these people went thru.  Imagine receiving texts not only from the government but then family and loves ones regarding an incoming death threat.

Porn abort.  The sky is falling.  You can run around like a chicken with its head cut off, but it’s time to stop choking the chicken.  #Timesup for real.

Thank goodness said panic attack was all for naught.  Hawaiians, as the rest of us would, took in a deep breath, exhaled a huge sigh of relief, and returned to porn. read more

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Women’s Backlash on Women’s Backlash on Men

The frogs have spoken.

A letter generated in France signed off by numerous women, has come out in defense of men with regards to sexual man bashing.  #MeToo  The press has picked up on the most notable signature of Catherine Deneuve, who is probably the most gorgeous woman. . . ever, but ironically, a movie star.  No one cares to headline the fact that she didn’t participate in the writing of the letter.

Americans love tabloid junk and that is why Ms. Deneuve’s famous head is on the chopping block.  Us real smart USAers might know her from the movie called The Hunger costarring David Bowie.  Sex, romance. . . and vampires, another thing we love, and now American ladies are out for blood. read more

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How Semen Increased My Vocabulary

I am still in the process of writing my book and one chapter is going to be about semen.

As such, I happened upon a Wikipedia article about the subject.  I thought I might be clever and blog about silly ideas regarding semen from famous folks such as Aristotle and Freud.  Oh no. . I’ll have to save that for later.

I found some new words, and since I am always interested in furthering my education, I had to click on these words to discover their meanings.  Meanings that can’t be unclicked, and words that can’t be unlearned. read more

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Equal Rights – Men, How To Recoup Your Money From That Bad Date

It is still the norm in America for a man to pay for the date.  Well, here is a tale of a date gone badly, and the man, Brandon Vezmar, at the experienced aged of 37 wants his money back.  With high demand for equal rights, why shouldn’t all dates at least be dutch?  Isn’t that what the ladies want?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39966675

In America there is a big difference between courting a woman and taking a woman to court.

I really feel for the man in this situation.  First of all, he forked out four dollars for pizza, then purchased a movie ticket for Crystal Cruz, and she impolitely texted during the movie.  He only asked for his money back, and when she rudely refused, he was within his legal rights to threaten litigation to the tune of 17 dollars and some odd cents after the fact. read more

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Penis Talk – It Starts in The Bible

Men and women are obsessed with the penis.  Thousands of years obsessed.

I’m happy to announce that after having gathered my notes from penis reading in the Bible I have started my book!  Don’t worry – there will be lots of other fun stuff, facts, Americana, maybe some famous turn-of-the-century philosophies inspired by cocaine.

Penis talk begins in Genesis 17 with the verse title actually and factually, really called “Abraham and the Covenant of Circumcision.”  There is serious obsession and debate throughout the good book that even falls back on itself about whether or not one should be circumcised. read more

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Used Underwear Market

Don’t ask me how we got on to this subject, or how the conversation turned into internet searches.  Just know it happened.

Me and a couple of buddies ended up on some websites offering used Japanese panties for sale.  It clearly stated that all panties have been stolen.  That makes it er, um, cough, legitimate.

The funniest part was you could search by profession.  You could find underwear from secretaries, librarians and even newlyweds from the wedding night.  It wasn’t clear whether the panties were stolen before or after consummation of the marriage. read more

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