Tag Archives: #toilet

The Deuce

There must be something to be said about the connection between advertising and bowel obsession. Several years ago, commercials proclaimed the wonders of yogurt, which could assist in the gastrointestinal process of food going into the pie hole, and coming out of the brown eye. Thanks for the overly graphic anatomy lesson, but I was already in-the-know.

Recently, I was watching the boob tube, when an interesting commercial aired. A beautiful woman’s face filled the frame.

Spoiler alert: Pan out and we see that this woman is sitting on the toilet with her underwear around her ankles, which pretty much spoils any previous thoughts one might have had about this hot blonde. read more

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Sex, Toilets, and Vomit

That man is a sick and twisted gender is not new.  However, I am disturbed of late after watching some sex shows.  No, not porn, but shows about the recruiting of girls aged 18 and older, and the making of porn.  They are both legal.

I have learned some new words, including swirling, which involves shoving a young girl’s head into a toilet bowl and flushing it while doing the deed.  WTF!?

Do I really need to explain what the toilet is used for?  What in the heck are you people up to?

Another program I watched depicted women talking about being paid for fetish videos, including engaging in a very forceful oral act to the point of vomiting and then being made to lick said vomit.  How sexy. read more

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