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The Passover: Murder and a Meal

Today’s religious holiday stems from the bible to include murder and a meal for circumcised men. Yeah, it’s weird.

God was angry with the Egyptian Pharaoh for not releasing Israelite slaves and afflicted punishment in the form of ten plagues. The Passover was plague number ten.

From Sex in the Name of God, Chapter 2: The Penis Pact

            Great detail was given about how to select, prepare, and cook a lamb.

Exodus 12 43 The LORD said to Moses and Aaron, “This is the ordinance of the Passover. No foreigner shall eat of it, 44 but every man’s servant who is bought for money, when you have circumcised him, then shall he eat of it. 45 A foreigner and a hired servant shall not eat of it. 46 It must be eaten in one house. You shall not carry any of the meat outside of the house. Do not break any of its bones. 47 All the congregation of Israel shall keep it. 48 When a stranger lives as a foreigner with you, and would like to keep the Passover to the LORD, let all his males be circumcised, and then let him come near and keep it. He shall be as one who is born in the land; but no uncircumcised person shall eat of it.” read more

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Don’t Look a Gift Goat in the Mouth

I hesitate to cite my source for the inspiration of this blog.

https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/if-churches-want-to-get-millennials-to-enter-their-doors-they-need-to-do-this

This ad . . .  er um . . . article, by Judah and Chelsea Smith, is about getting folks back into religion, including brick and mortar churches. Unfortunately for those on the take, millennials and others prefer to experience the world on Sunday, rather than sit-in for some dude’s dialogue that distorts the disturbing bible into a random feel-good or doom-and-gloom speech. read more

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The Public Display of the Ten Commandments

A lot of southern states keep trying to adopt the display of the Ten Commandments in public arenas, including state buildings and school classrooms. Of course, backlash follows, and rightfully so.

This goes against the First Amendment, but so should placing your hand on the good book of rape and murder before swearing an oath in court.

In any event, there are many more disturbing commandments in the bible. I plopped five of them into a fun video, but I have to point out the most screaming hypocrisy. read more

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Penis Envy

So there I was redditting when I came across a diddy in Ezekiel 20 that amused me. Somehow, I missed including a good biblical passage into my book, Sex in the Name of God.

Ezekiel 23 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

There is a hint of jealousy regarding size, and God forbid women should get any big ideas.

This sounds like a true case of “penis envy,” a term coined by the famous Sigmund Freud wherein women don’t have penises; therefore they are envious of men. read more

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Video #3 – Homosexuality in the Bible

And finally, here is the third video, created by moi.

This one is about homosexuality in the bible.

Watch here, or if your view is annoyingly overlayed, watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/4CcwHFkoZ3c

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My Creative Efforts – Video #2 Regarding Sex in the Bible

As per my last blog, I promised my creative efforts improved when it came to video making.

Since I am making a comedic stab at the bible, I would like to quote from my book at the end of chapter one, which is called Nudity and Incest. This not only shows the humor you are in for, but the not so one-sided approach I took upon representing the juiciest tidbits regarding sexual relations in the bible.

Since the creation of man, there have been issues involving nudity, gender roles, sex, murder, incest, genocide, and drunkenness, which unfolded in that order. All we really know, and a sound argument against evolution, is that not much has changed. read more

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My Sex Tapes Are Available Online

Sex in the Name of God by Wilfred Knight

Hopefully this is the closest I will ever come to having this type of footage available online. My book, Sex in the Name of God, is complete and available for purchase.

After looking into some options, I felt an explainer video was needed. People need to understand this book covers real bible passages in a humorous fashion, because scripture is often ridiculous when it comes to the subject of sex and human relations.

Off to a cheapo website I went looking for entrepreneurs. After contacting a few folks who said, oh hell no, I posted an inquiry. Out of the responses, I purchased several, knowing full well my money might go down the toilet. read more

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Equal Rights – Men, How To Recoup Your Money From That Bad Date

It is still the norm in America for a man to pay for the date.  Well, here is a tale of a date gone badly, and the man, Brandon Vezmar, at the experienced aged of 37 wants his money back.  With high demand for equal rights, why shouldn’t all dates at least be dutch?  Isn’t that what the ladies want?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39966675

In America there is a big difference between courting a woman and taking a woman to court.

I really feel for the man in this situation.  First of all, he forked out four dollars for pizza, then purchased a movie ticket for Crystal Cruz, and she impolitely texted during the movie.  He only asked for his money back, and when she rudely refused, he was within his legal rights to threaten litigation to the tune of 17 dollars and some odd cents after the fact. read more

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Six Degrees of Separation from Trump to Dr. Seuss. Read on for clues. . .

The title I originally planned for this blog was going to be:  Trump: Not the Best Orator, But Who Was?  I’ll Tell You.

Having said that, I think Six Degrees is much more fun and I would love to see your detective work.

This fun Friday blog is indeed prompted by Trump’s pushing aside of Prime Minister Dusko Marvovic of Montenegro.  I didn’t even read the article.  It doesn’t matter.  It’s a Trump thing.  Personally, I believe we all would have enjoyed seeing the Prime Minister push back. read more

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White Man Making Racist Comments Video

I happened upon said video recently of a guy cussing his brains out, making racial slurs and just being very inappropriate in general.  What a jerk.  I reposted it to my facebook.  When I went to enter a comment, I got a bad taste in my mouth because this is when I actually read the original comment posted with the video by Shaun King.

I was totally ok with, and actually agreed with Part 1: “Damn this is despicable. An AMERICAN man was simply speaking Spanish to his own mother, who is Puerto Rican, when he was overheard by this white man – who goes off on him for not speaking English and proceeds to call him racial slurs, toss trash at him, and more.” read more

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