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Monthly Archives: July 2018
Outlaw the Penis Symbol
Mayor R. Rex Parris of Lancaster, California wants to ban ties in his city. I’m all for it.
The tie is the most ridiculous piece of clothing, ever. Wrapping a rope around your neck is a bad move and the same goes for any piece of material. Mr. Parris is concerned about blood flow being cut off. Hear, hear, Mayor. Let’s add in the questionable act of giving your enemies a dangerous handle on your life. Even more dubious is the fact that this clothing item is basically an arrow that extends down to, and points towards a man’s penis. What does it mean?
Posted in #penis, #sarcasm, Civil Rights, Comedy, Sarcasm, Sex
Tagged #corporateamerica, #dresscode, #equality, #equalrights, #lancaster, #lancastercalifornia, #lancastermayor, #mayorparris, #necktie, #penis, #rexparris, #rrexparris, #sex, #tieban, #workplace
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