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The Penis Pact: A Confusing Cock Tale

Excerpt from Sex in the Name of God

Chapter 2 – The Penis Pact: A Confusing Cock Tale

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.  – Robin Williams

It’s a dick; it’s not a jack-o’-lantern.  – Joe Rogan

The prized possession of every male was a hot topic in the bible. Religious arguments for and against circumcision also incorporated racism and politics into the plight of the pecker.

Let’s find out which brainiac first came up with the proposition of altering the aesthetics of a man’s ding-a-ling. read more

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My Creative Efforts – Video #2 Regarding Sex in the Bible

As per my last blog, I promised my creative efforts improved when it came to video making.

Since I am making a comedic stab at the bible, I would like to quote from my book at the end of chapter one, which is called Nudity and Incest. This not only shows the humor you are in for, but the not so one-sided approach I took upon representing the juiciest tidbits regarding sexual relations in the bible.

Since the creation of man, there have been issues involving nudity, gender roles, sex, murder, incest, genocide, and drunkenness, which unfolded in that order. All we really know, and a sound argument against evolution, is that not much has changed. read more

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Your Baby Boy’s First Party – Penis Snip and Suck

After researching and watching videos on the “Bris” or the “Brit milah” I am more than disturbed.  What in the hell am I talking about?  The wrong rite of circumcision.

            Many religious folk refer to Genesis 17, Abraham and the Covenant of Circumcision, as a reason for performing a snippy snip on the male baby’s unit on his eighth day of life.  Luckily for the parents, no consent is needed on the part of the little guy because he is definitely underage.

            What’s more, the blood must be sucked from the infant’s penis after it has been cut.  That is a difficult statement to spit out without barfing.  But wait, there’s more. read more

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