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Category Archives: #sarcasm
Anti-Vaxxer – Make a Plan with 7 Easy Steps! by Wilfred Knight
Step 1. Publicly declare your covidiot reasons for not getting the vaccine to all your loved ones. This gives others the opportunity to educate your dumbass, but at the very least, lets them know what the hell you were thinking prior to death, or at least prior to covid. (Oddly, some people change their minds about the vax between contracting covid and contracting death.)
Step 2. Have all your legal documents in order. Don’t leave it up to the state to decide who will have custody of your children or who will inherit any monies, er um, debts, including a massive bill for your medical expenses. Life insurance is a no-brainer here; but so was getting the vaccine.
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No women or minorities allowed – just an old, rich, white guy… with dementia!
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Wilfred Knight is worried about Cardi B and her Vagina!
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Prince Harry and Megan come to America to avoid paparazzi!!??
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Feminists, my bitches, why we need to keep the word “Bitch”
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G-String Attendee at King’s Poodle Party
The head of Thailand, King Maha Vajiralongkorn, elevated his lover to Chief Concubine status, only to strip her of that title a couple of days later. Headline news tells us he feels she hasn’t acted appropriately. Bringing a younger lover into the marriage wasn’t disrespectful to the queen, but rather the behavior of the shiny new toy.
Ya gotta love a controlling leader who sluts it up and then blames a woman for being naughty.
From his first marriage to his first cousin, to his latest tryst with a lady young enough to be his granddaughter (the very recent formerly-known-as Royal Consort Sineenat Wongvajirapakdi), this king dude has been written to be a gambler and partying womanizer.
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Getting Rid of Bitches
A recent petition circulated on change.org has been signed by many to remove sexist words from the dictionary. Started by Maria Beatrice Giovanardi and the Fawcett Society, the petition states, “This sexist dictionary must change.”
The intention is good, but the misunderstanding of how dictionaries work speaks poorly to feminist intellect.
Words and phrases are coined and then used frequently enough before they are given an entry. Removing definitions is a case of the tail wagging the dog, as if chauvinists turn to a book of spelling to discover new and exciting sexist terms.
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Religious People versus Your Genitals
I recently read a disturbing article about Sharia law being adopted into a tiny area in Indonesia where gays are forewarned that they will now be stoned to death for homosexual activity.
This isn’t anything new for numerous nations who invoke religion to perpetrate homicidal acts, which is an incredible contradiction even in the biblical realm.
Yet, it continues to amaze me how much the super-religious are overly obsessed with the genitals of others.
Talk about anal-retentive.
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So there I was redditting when I came across a diddy in Ezekiel 20 that amused me. Somehow, I missed including a good biblical passage into my book, Sex in the Name of God.
Ezekiel 23 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
There is a hint of jealousy regarding size, and God forbid women should get any big ideas.
This sounds like a true case of “penis envy,” a term coined by the famous Sigmund Freud wherein women don’t have penises; therefore they are envious of men.
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There must be something to be said about the connection between advertising and bowel obsession. Several years ago, commercials proclaimed the wonders of yogurt, which could assist in the gastrointestinal process of food going into the pie hole, and coming out of the brown eye. Thanks for the overly graphic anatomy lesson, but I was already in-the-know.
Recently, I was watching the boob tube, when an interesting commercial aired. A beautiful woman’s face filled the frame.
Spoiler alert: Pan out and we see that this woman is sitting on the toilet with her underwear around her ankles, which pretty much spoils any previous thoughts one might have had about this hot blonde.
Posted in #amblogging, #sarcasm, Sarcasm Tagged #advertising, #bowel, #comedy, #dating, #deuce, #humor, #humorous, #obsession, #poopemoji, #toilet, #veryimportantpoopers, #vip Leave a comment