I’m Officially Coming Out!

I’m coming out
I want the world to know
Got to let it show
I’m coming out

–Diana Ross, Beloved singer of the GBT and maybe Q of the LBGTQ community.

Attention world, I am officially coming out.  That’s right.  I am a cisgender and I’m owning it, girl.  It explains me to a T, or rather to a C.

In other words, I identify with the gender assigned to me at birth.

I first learned of the cis / trans situation when studying chemistry.  Cis = same.  Trans = opposite.  How wonderful that this has translated to biology!

After I first heard the word, I went online and typed in sis gender thinking it was something feminine as in sis for sister.  I was always concerned about my sense of being, my love of the ladies.  They have always been my pitfall, my Achilles’ heel, my crotch crutch.

As it turns out, I am a normal dude.  Excuse me, my apologies, “normal” is not a politically correct word.  I am straight.  Nope, sorry, wrong terminology again.  I am a cisgender, and as a CG I gotta stay PC.

In retrospect, I think I knew it all along, perhaps as early as preschool:  My love of dinosaurs, dump trucks, and oh yeah, my penis.  I am still quite fond of one of those three.

But really, this has been a lifelong issue.  I have always been terrified that I was a lesbian trapped in a man’s body.  So, this is great news!  I can relax, unwind, and literally take a load off.

Now that I can finally cross off the Q, I encourage others to do the same.  You just can’t stay a Q forever.  As such I would like to petition for inclusiveness with my fellow politically correct comrades.

Mr. Pat Sajak, may I please have a C?


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