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Don’t Look a Gift Goat in the Mouth
I hesitate to cite my source for the inspiration of this blog.
This ad . . . er um . . . article, by Judah and Chelsea Smith, is about getting folks back into religion, including brick and mortar churches. Unfortunately for those on the take, millennials and others prefer to experience the world on Sunday, rather than sit-in for some dude’s dialogue that distorts the disturbing bible into a random feel-good or doom-and-gloom speech.
Posted in #amblogging, #womensrights, Religion, Sarcasm, Sex
Tagged #amblogging, #amwriting, #atheist, #athiesim, #bible, #chelseasmith, #christianity, #church, #hypocrisy, #hypopcrisy, #judahsmith, #judiasm, #luke15, #religion, #SexintheNameofGod, #wilfredknight
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Penis Envy
So there I was redditting when I came across a diddy in Ezekiel 20 that amused me. Somehow, I missed including a good biblical passage into my book, Sex in the Name of God.
Ezekiel 23 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
There is a hint of jealousy regarding size, and God forbid women should get any big ideas.
This sounds like a true case of “penis envy,” a term coined by the famous Sigmund Freud wherein women don’t have penises; therefore they are envious of men.
Posted in #amblogging, #penis, #sarcasm, Comedy, Religion, Sarcasm, Sex
Tagged #bible, #bigdick, #christianity, #cocaine, #ezekiel, #freud, #judiasm, #mississippi, #penis, #penisenvy, #sex, #SexintheNameofGod, #sigmundfreud, #sizematters, #wilfredknight
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Religion and Stupid Women
Religious institutions, especially Catholicism, have not been kind to women. Nuns are very much on the decline because they weren’t taken care of as well as the men. Women also complain that the opportunity for rising up in the ranks is poor.
Having women in charge might fix a whole lotta messes.
Yet, it is beyond me why women would want to claw their way to the top of an organization that views them with less regard, is overly concerned with their vaginas, extols money, and molests children.
Posted in #amblogging, #womensrights, MeToo, Religion, Sarcasm, Sex
Tagged #bible, #catholicchurch, #catholicism, #childabuse, #equality, #equalrights, #evangelism, #judiasm, #lbgt, #lbgtq, #metoo, #religion, #womenslib, #WomensMovement, #WomensRights
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Bloody Women
Many solar eclipses ago, I knew a guy who always carried a towel. He was an employee of the father of a friend. Whenever he came around, he would always place his towel on a chair before sitting down.
Was this dude a character straight out of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy? Besides this one obsession, he didn’t seem to exhibit any other OCD behaviors, and he didn’t seem like a neat freak. To the contrary, he was usually somewhat disheveled and more than a little sweaty.
So one day, I finally ask the guy: “Why do you always sit on a towel?”
Posted in Religion, Sarcasm, Sex
Tagged #amblogging, #amwriting, #bible, #bibleverses, #christianity, #comedy, #douglasadams, #god, #hitchhiker, #humor, #judiasm, #leviticus, #menstruation, #satire
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